The Spring Social 11 June 2015
After the Ed Sullivan show 3 June 2015
At the Christmas Luncheon, December10, 2015 at the
Glenn Abbey Golf Club
Breakfast club gathering at the Fifties Diner
21 January 2016
ODE TO PROBUS NORTH OAKVILLE
At PROBUS our aim’s to have fun
Our friendships abound by the ton,
We eat, drink, and play
And savour each day,
It’s why we are here for the run!
Members are fond of Nibbles At Night
There’s plenty of food so there’s never a fight,
There’s lots to a table
From Charlie to Mable,
Believe me, it’s really a sight!
Book Club #1 is the best
We read far more books than the rest,
We eat, talk, and drink
Much more than you think,
Cause it puts all our brains to the test!
Our PROBUS club went on an Outing
The gardens were finally sprouting,
The weather was nice
After wintery ice,
The wine was so great we were shouting!
It’s nice to have a Coffee Break
Even better when there’s cake,
Some chocolate today
Some white on the way,
With all of the “Hugs” you can take!
PROBUS has a Wine Club in Oakville
Where everyone drinks up their fill,
Some like the red
And some like the white,
But everyone wants a re-fill!
Guest Speakers enlighten us all
We sit there in total enthrall,
We listen in wonder
And relish the thunder,
As clapping resounds in the hall!
Bridge is a game for the mind
And everyone playing is kind,
Some get the good cards
And some get the bad,
But winning’s the goal that we find!
The 50/50 Draw is such fun
It has to be drawn to be won,
You pay – we draw
A loonie or toonie,
And another past president just won!
We like to Dine Out for our food,
We get there and order our booze,
We laugh and we talk
We fidget and rock,
Then it’s time to head home for a snooze!
In Churchill, some saw polar bears
As Travels together we share,
Bears feed on the seals
But in summer – no meals,
They play in the snow with their heirs!
Our Garden Club meets at the pub
To fill our “small” tummies with grub,
We drink and we sing
Then we don’t care a thing,
About gardens – so raise up your mug!
Christmas Luncheon was a hoot,
Last year’s was also a “toot”,
Don’t ask me why
I can not reply,
Guess maybe we were all in the mood!
Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner is neat
There’s appies, and veggies, and meat,
Dining with friends
Staying out after ten,
Means we better head home for a sleep!
We exercise, play bridge and euchre
The cake puts us all in a stupor
Our blood sugar’s high
Don’t think that we’ll die,
As long as we go to the pooper!
At PROBUS, we’re each here to see
A fun club for both you and me,
Before meetings end
We have many new friends
This is SURELY THE RIGHT PLACE TO BE!